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10/02/2007

Signs




Sign over a Gynecologist's office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix." 

On a Fence:

"Mormons & Jehovah's Witnesses Welcome!
Dog food is expensive!"                       

In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a carpayment."
  On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :

"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

   On another Septic Tank Truck:

"We're #1 in the #2 business"
  Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." 

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"                       

At a Proctologist's door:

"To expedite your visit please back in."

At the Electric Company :

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However , if you don't, you will be."

On a Plumber's truck

"We repair what your husband fixed."

 In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry,
Come on in and get fedup."       

On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber.."

 In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait. "
On a Church's Billboard:

"7 days without God makes one weak." 

At a Propane Filling Station:
                                         
"Thank heaven for little grills."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

"Invite us to your next blowout."

 Chicago Radiator Shop:

" Best place in town to take a leak"

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:

"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

  

On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."
At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." 

At an Optometrist's Office :

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've  come to the right place."   

On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

 On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."   

 

In a Nonsmoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and  take appropriate action."   

 
 


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